I always thought the wording was a little dodgy.

I wonder if people like Tsukasa-chan exist in the real world…

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

Did she like call emergency, hang up, then have emergency call her back to be like “Hey you. What’s the matter? Is there an emergency or not?”

Silly English lyrics. :P

The Korean version still owns the English version over 9000 times.
The only good thing about the English version is that this doesn’t happen.

" Anon